Summertime hackers: 20 ways to attain the most of the heatwave

The sun is finally out time to quit your job and become a full-time Pokmon hunter. Failing that, bunk off, play ping-pong, fry an egg outdoors or only have a nap

That big, round, bright thing in the sky? Its called the sun, and for the coming week it was necessary to hanging around. You will, of course, have forgotten what to do in this rare event, so weve handily compiled a reminder.

Have a nap

It is what the experts( people who actually live in hot countries, who dont run deranged once the temperature reaches 26 C and start compiling listings of things to do) have known for millennia. Chances are youre sleep-deprived about 46% of British girls have said they have trouble sleep, and 36% of men so take a siesta to catch up. One survey, by the Spanish Society of Primary Care Physician, suggested that a daily half-hour nap could reduce stress, and improve productivity and cardiovascular functions.

Fry an egg somewhere hot

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Try a auto bonnet rather than a pavement Photograph: Straublund Photography/ Getty Images

The idea that you can fry an egg on a hot pavement( or sidewalk, genuinely, since this seems to be an American thing) is an enduring one. According to the US Library of Congress, it is theoretically possible but pretty unlikely. To cook an egg, the temperature needs to be a minimum of 70 C, and concrete pavements dont get that hot not even in Death valley in the US, where officials have asked people to stop cracking eggs in the car park. You would have better luck trying to fry an egg on the bonnet of a auto, since metal is a far better hot conductor.

Go wild

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Wild camping in Glen Elchaig, Scotland. Photograph: Andy Leader Www.madeinholmfirth.co.uk/ Getty Images

Youve ditched your smartphone for an analog telephone to demonstrate how overwhelmed you are by other peoples need to contact you or follow you on your various social media platforms( and, therefore, how important you are ). The next logical step is to go off-grid. Rewilding is a buzzword to watch and basically involves, as far as I can tell, people who have never got close to a mud-spattered carrot going all Ray Mears. Or attaching the word wild to other words, instantly rendering them cooler. Which is not to say that a few hours or days spent in the countryside isnt entirely glorious. Go swimming outdoors there are numerous books and websites( try wildswimming.co.uk) that list lakes, ponds and ravines to explore. Free camping, or wild camping, where you trudge up a mountain/ dive into a woodland and pitch your tent, is largely legal in Scotland, but not in England and Wales, though it is often tolerated( ask permission first) or, you know, never discovered.

Quit your job and become a Pokmon trainer

Its not an established career move, but it seems to be working for a man in New Zealand. Tom Currie, a 24 -year-old barista, loved the gaming app Pokmon Go so much he resigned from his chore in an Auckland coffee shop to become a full-time Pokmon hunter. This mainly seems to involve posting pictures of himself with his catch beings on Facebook and Instagram. Meanwhile, in the US, Pokemon trainers have advertised their services on Craigslist. If you cant resign from run, Pokmon Go will at least get you out of the house.

Go on a marching

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Remain advocates at a rally in London. Photograph: Jonathan Brady/ PA

You know what stimulates you even angrier about Brexit? Being angry about Brexit while standing next to lots of other hot, angry people in the hot. And marching. One group, Movement for Europe, is staging protests across 16 cities on Saturday.

Hold a jumble road

There is something so nakedly commercial and competitive about a auto boot marketing. If youre a buyer, you have to elbow other people past old Amstrad video telephones and towers of Andy McNab books to get to the good stuff. If youre a seller, you are at the mercy of market forces and have to drop-off your prices accordingly. Worst of all, you have to get out of bed really early. A jumble road seems a kinder prospect, even if the same intent is to stimulate money people on a street, or in an area, set up stallings of unwanted junk outside their houses. Find out whether a road is pas near you( visit jumbletrail.com) or set one up yourself. You get to know your neighbours, and make money after that epic KonMari declutter. They are so cosy and community-minded that a jumble road even featured on the Archers recently.

Avoid infants

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This week is your last chance to escape kids. Photograph: Moof/ Getty Images/ Cultura RF

Most schools break up by the end of this week, so if you want to try to minimise how much day you have to spend around other peoples infants the summer months, this is the week to do it. Failing that, seek out adult-only spaces rooftop bars, late-night museum openings, matinee performances of 15-certified movies , no-kids campsites. Alternatively, stay in until September, you child-hating monster.

Bunk off run

Take a duvet day, though in summer I believe its called a clammy-sheet day. This is a sanctioned , no-questions-asked sickie when everyone else knows youre not really ill. Some employers have started offering them as part of their employee wellbeing package, although most still dont. Concrete proof is hard to come by, but companies who do have a duvet-day policy report higher employee satisfaction and lower absence rates.

Create an instant garden

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Put plants in pots chore done. Photograph: Alamy Stock Photo

Gardening is the opposite of instant gratification, which is no good when youve neglected your patch all year and abruptly want to sit outside, but not amid the sad, empty pots and dishevelled plants. If you plant things now, they could flop in the hot they need a bit more coaxing into life and establishing before they look their best, says Frances Tophill, a gardener and Tv presenter. But at this time of year, garden centres have their marketings so get cheap annuals in containers and keep them in their pots, stick them all together so you cant find the pots, and make an instant garden. If youre prepared to spend a bit more, A bamboo isnt overly expensive and looks really big and leafy. A nice, big, established olive tree, with a gnarled trunk, seems amazing. For a budget version of that, there is an ornamental pear, which looks like an olive but is much cheaper. If youve been tending home plants, they can be taken outside strengthening the greenery; keep plants well watered and do some weeding. It sounds obvious, she says, but mow the lawn. It automatically stimulates the garden look neater. But if you like a more wild look, or you have a lawn and cant be bothered to keep on top of it, mow a route through it it seems as though its meant to be like that.

Wear a kaftan

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Kaftans, very summertime 2016. Photograph: Alamy Stock Photo

Because Vogue says so. On social media, a creek of style influencers Miroslava Duma, Poppy Delevingne and Yasmin Sewell have done much to popularise the kaftan, heralding it as an indispensable item that has the power to take you through summertime to autumn and beyond. You can style your kaftan in a luxe, urban route according to Vogue, this involves fur-lined loafers, which dont sound great for summertime , nor for the kangaroos( yes, genuinely) who provided the furs. Better to go with pool sliders( never flip-flops, which you will know are past it ).

Go to summer camp

Not genuinely part of the British experience, but still familiar to anyone who grew up reading Judy Blume books or watching 80 s movies. In the US, where going to camp is part of childhood, adult summer camps have been springing up. One company, Camp No Counselors, is operating 10 camps in the US and Canada this year, featuring nostalgic games and bunkbeds, but with alcohol and late nights, too. Start your own version with games of British Bulldog, rounders and a Noels House Party theme.

Start a food truck

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A food truck in Crevin, western France. Photograph: Loic Venance/ AFP/ Getty Images

Got an idea for a brand new foodie mash-up, and a vintage horsebox to put it in? Already thought up a punning name? Able to write on a blackboard in a cool font? Youre more than halfway there. Until you realise this is necessary things such as public liability insurance and hygiene educate, environmental health enrollment, and other aggravations. Maybe one for next summer.

Count butterflies

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Large blue butterfly, check. Photograph: Gary Chalker/ Getty Images

The annual big butterfly count, the worlds largest survey of butterflies, started last week and operates until 7 August. Spot the winged beings and feed the information back to the Butterfly Conservation organisation, to help it assess the species decline.

Rescue puppies from hot automobiles

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Dogs a happier on the beach than in the car. Photograph: Joanna Cepuchowicz/ Getty Images/ EyeEm

Last year, the RSPCA received 8,779 calls reporting a dog trapped in a hot auto. On a sunny day, temperatures inside a auto can reach 47 C, and a dog can die within minutes. If you find a dog and youre worried about it, call the police straight away, says a spokesperson for the RPSCA. You can always call us as well as the police, but its more likely that police can get there quicker. You cant genuinely go around smashing peoples auto windows, even though it would stimulate you feel like an awesome vigilante, but if you think a dog is critical and about to die, the law will probably be on your side if you are interested in do this. Get proof first, say the RSPCA take images or video footage, get names and phone numbers for witnesses, and tell the police of your intents when you call them. Take the dog to a shaded place, douse it with cool water and allow it small sips. Maintain an eye out for the angry/ grateful owner.

Do some workout but not too much

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Ping-pong, the perfect summertime sport. Photograph: Michael Heffernan/ Getty Images

Being active outdoors is one of lifes pleasures, but so is lazing around. This is not the week to discover Ironman developing. Instead, find a miniature golf course, which is likely to have the benefit of being in a seaside town, or your nearest ping-pong table( for England, visit pingengland.co.uk ).

Go underground

When the hot gets too much, retreat below ground. Two of the best lately opened subterranean adventures are Bounce Below, a former slate mine in Blaenau Ffestiniog , north Wales, which has been transformed into a playground of bouncy nets, tunnels and slides( and has a temperature of 10C ), and the Fan Bay Deep Shelter in Dover, a network of tunnels and chambers excavated during the second world war. Excitingly, both attractions involve the wearing of hard hats.

Enjoy some open-air culture

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An open-air cinema on the beach. Photograph: Fred Dufour/ AFP/ Getty Images

Seek out pop-up outdoor cinema, amble slowly around a statue park or visit an open-air theater, without dread of being soaked by the end of the night. Best of all, if you get bored, you can sneak out without causing much of a disturbance.

Take up foraging

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Samphire, best simply steamed. Photograph: Elisa Cicinelli/ Getty Images

The summer months are the best times for coastal and estuary foraging, says forager Robin Harford. You can find samphire, which everyone knows about. Sea aster can be sauteed and is good with fish. You can find sea-blite, which you can cook similarly to samphire a steam is all it needs. Or you can have it raw in salads. Elsewhere, meadows and hedgerows are blooming. Chickweed is a salad plant that you can find on the edges of woodland and fields. You can find fat hen at the moment, growing wild in allotments and veg gardens, which you can saute or stimulate into a pesto. Mallow flowers are really nice, and you can put them in salads. Meadowsweet flowers are good in sorbets or panna cottas. Then we have mugwort buds coming through, in meadows and hedgerows, which make a really nice jelly.

Make outdoor art

Im not telling go all Banksy, unless you are in fact Banksy. But there is more to outdoor art than spray-painting and running away from the police. The brilliant recent BBC4 documentary Forest, Field& Sky focused on site-specific artists who stimulate works from nature. Why not create your own masterpiece from sprigs and stones? It will probably look rubbish( surely not as beautiful as a piece by an artist such as Andy Goldsworthy ), but youll be outside and being creative, so youll be happy.

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